Grandpa Phone Home Lyrics

Such a normal day a suburb life, me and my wife
(Eggs and tea for breakfast)
Grab the clothing from the closet door
(Bow tie and jumpsuit)
Waking up the neighbours with a bang
Little Winston scares me with his fangs
Out of my way, tell me what you have done
Grandpa is gone
He went for a ride across the universe
He thought that he'd become Buzz Aldrin
Now he is gone what will we do
He's joined the cosmic zoo
The door bell rang
And I ran down the stairs
To see who's there
(My who might that be)
I open up and saw this ugly face
A man from space
(Who gave me this postcard)
I'm not coming home, It all the same
I don't regret a thing, I feel no shame
You should've seen me dancing waltz with E.T.
Come visit me
He went for a ride across the universe
He thought that he'd become Buzz Aldrin
Now he is gone what will we do
He's joined the cosmic zoo
Then one day something grew up in my backyard
A rocket built by my own son
He said that I don't want to be here anymore
Down here on earth I'll find no fun
Where can you be, are you lone
Can't you call me on the phone
And in my dreams I will moan
Grandpa please come home, please come home to me
He went for a ride across the universe
He thought that he'd become Neil Armstrong
Now he is gone what will we do
He's joined the cosmic zoo