1. Is It Progression If a Cannibal Uses a Fork? (3:26)
2. Lexington (Joey Pea-Pot with a Monkey Face) (5:22)
3. Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered (3:28)
4. A Letter from Janelle (3:16)
5. I Didn't Say I Was Powerful, I Said I Was a Wizard (4:13)
6. Teeth the Size of Piano Keys (3:23)
7. Life Is a Perception of Your Own Reality (3:46)
8. If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink (2:23)
9. Intensity in Ten Cities (4:34)
10. The Undertaker's Thirst for Revenge Is Unquenchable (The Final Battle) (4:43)

Reissue Bonus Tracks
1. Two Birds Stoned at Once (2:52)
2. ...And Then the Liver Screamed "Help!" (2:43)
3. We Swam from Albatross, The Day We Lost Kailey Cost (4:30)
4. Smitten for the Mitten (3:14)
5. I Didn't Say I Was Powerful, I Said I Was a Wizard (Acoustic) (3:17)
6. A Letter from Janelle (Acoustic) (3:38)