Rodenticide Torture Lyrics

Rats and mice are known as scavengers
They often burrow in attics
The urine is transparent and feces diseased
They piss and shit all day

Generation Mini-Block Rodenticide
Has many special features
Ridges and grooves make it easy to eat
Mortality delayed to prevent bait shyness

A special blend
Of food-grade grains
Anticoagulants
A single dose

Causes
Fatal
Internal
Bleeding

The deflated carcass of rodents are odourless
They will rarely be seen
A job well done but its time to move on
To collect the next C.O.D.