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Lizzard Wizzard

TypeStudio Full-length
GenresStoner Metal, Sludge Metal, Doom Metal
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Lizzard Wizzard Lyrics

Submitted by level Eagles (2016-12-23)
1. Twilight of the Terminator (5:38)
Fly me to the moon
On your bong
Your bong of doom

Hail Sagan


Of the Terminator
2. Total Handjob Future (5:30)
Handjob Future
3. Chaaaaarles (4:46)
Adamantium boner
Shitty red sunglasses
Put on probation for
Staring at students asses

No, it's cool
He'll stay and watch the house
He's going through your drawers
He's trying on your blouse

Pop a wheelie
You telepathic pussy
Pop a motherfuckin' wheelie
You telepathic pussy

Stay in school
Don't do drugs
I've already seen it all
Everyone hates your guts
4. Bong Dive (4:32)
Come with me
Ten thousand leagues
Under the T.H.Sea

Fuck your swim coach
And fucking choke
On this gnarly roach

Snags and swimming trunks
Don't come unless
You're high or fucking drunk

Don't forget your towel
5. Game of Cones (4:29)
6. Reptile Dysfunction (5:18)
Bongs, bongs, bongs

Reptile dysfunction
7. Dogs Die in Hot Cars (7:25)
Better be good to your pooch
Or you'll taste my fuckin' gooch

Dogs die,
They die in hot cars
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