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Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) Lyrics

Alestorm - Curse of the Crystal Coconut
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Curse of the Crystal Coconut

(2020)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresFolk Metal, Power Metal
LabelsNapalm Records
Album rating :  80 / 100
Votes :  2
10. Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) (8:06)
I've got a leg, it's made out of wood
It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good
This my tale, of death and revenge
A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within
My journey begins

Tonight we set sail
To far off Japan
To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands
Deep in the night, I discover the fiend
I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death,
And this time I can not lose
He will meet his doom

Die, you Japanese bastard
I don't even like sushi
When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms
And sew them onto me

Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm
I have no longer got wooden arms
Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
Soon I will not have wooden legs

Now I return
To ancient Madrid
To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did
While he's asleep, I cut off his legs
With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me
I am now free

ヒヒヒ又はカカカ、よくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた。
わらわは貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊。
貴様は今日からわらわの傀儡となるのじゃ
そうじゃ、ストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ。
いまからこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干してやろう。さて貴様はどうする?乾杯!

Je je je Has desatado la antigua maldición Española
Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado
He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo
Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, y tu no puedes detenerme Salud

I have unleashed, the mystical curse
Now my existence has gotten much worse
My arms and my legs, a will of their own
Controlling my mind from inside of my bones
My legs from Madrid are causing me fear
My Japanese arms just want to drink beer
I pray to the gods, and ask them oh why
There is no escape, I'm doomed 'til I die

Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
This is the curse of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm
I wish I still had my wooden arms
Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
This is the curse of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
These legs will haunt me 'til I'm dead

I can't take it anymore
These cursed limbs are driving me insane
Alright, that does it
It's time to end this
I'm really going to do it
I'm going to chop off my own head

Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, wooden head
Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, wooden head
Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, wooden head
Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead
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Alestorm - Curse of the Crystal Coconut
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Album Credits
Members
  • Christopher Bowes : Vocals, Keyboards
  • Máté Bodor : Guitars
  • Gareth Murdock : Bass
  • Peter Alcorn : Drums
  • Elliot Vernon : Keyboards
Additional musicians
  • Ally Storch-Hukriede : Violin
  • Tobias Hain : Trumpet, Trombone
  • Jan Philipp Jacobs : Trumpet, Trombone
  • Vreth : Additional Vocals (track 3)
  • Captain Yarrface : Additional Vocals (track 4)
  • Patty Gurdy : Additional Vocals (track 5)
  • Fernando Rey : Narration (track 10)
  • Kaelhakase : Narration (track 10)
  • Tatsuguchi : Narration (track 10)
Other staff
  • Dan Goldsworthy : Artwork
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