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Alestorm - Curse of the Crystal Coconut
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Album

Curse of the Crystal Coconut

(2020)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresFolk Metal, Power Metal
LabelsNapalm Records
Album rating :  80 / 100
Votes :  2
8. Shit Boat (No Fans) (1:14)
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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Alestorm - Curse of the Crystal Coconut
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Album Credits
Members
  • Christopher Bowes : Vocals, Keyboards
  • Máté Bodor : Guitars
  • Gareth Murdock : Bass
  • Peter Alcorn : Drums
  • Elliot Vernon : Keyboards
Additional musicians
  • Ally Storch-Hukriede : Violin
  • Tobias Hain : Trumpet, Trombone
  • Jan Philipp Jacobs : Trumpet, Trombone
  • Vreth : Additional Vocals (track 3)
  • Captain Yarrface : Additional Vocals (track 4)
  • Patty Gurdy : Additional Vocals (track 5)
  • Fernando Rey : Narration (track 10)
  • Kaelhakase : Narration (track 10)
  • Tatsuguchi : Narration (track 10)
Other staff
  • Dan Goldsworthy : Artwork
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