Jack Frost Lyrics

Jack Frost, the slayer of Snowmonton
Speeding toward the electric chair
A traffic crash brings a gruesome twist
(An) experimental chemical creates a nightmare

The acid sprays his flesh, his date with death postponed
Mutating his dissolving body, becoming one with the snow

Now he's become (an) immortal force of death
This town will face the wrath (of the) mutant killer snowman
He's chilling and killing, icing and slicing
Getting his revenge with the bodycount rising

Sub zero slaughter from acidic reanimation
He tears apart your face in ornamental mutilation
Spreading gruesome holiday cheer, he's holly and jolly
Who's knocking at the door, well it ain't fuckin' Frosty

He stares you down through his eyes of coal
His touch chills your flesh to the bone
This holiday season, he's making heads roll
He's the world's most pissed off snowcone

Icicles burst through your body, he pins you to the door
Feel the agonizing pain, as you die in a puddle of gore

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick
Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks
He hid his kills in tiny places, so he wouldn't have to see their faces
Back from the dead, Jack is pissed
Raping your girl with his carrot dick
Nowhere to run, there are no safe places
His frostbite fangs chew your face off

Rising from the water to stalk his prey
He swore this day would come, (that) he would find a way
The last thing that you hear are his evil wisecracks
You won't believe your eyes as he raises up the axe

Destroying you from inside, "don't eat yellow snow"
People flee in terror as the bodycount grows
Claiming more victims as the townspeople scatter
There's no escaping his avalanche of splatter