Gallery of Thrills Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Creatures of the night
Terrestrials that are extra
Lend me in your ears

Would you like me to be shocked and amazed ?
Would you like me to see a single sheet of paper called money control an evolutionary masterpiece that was billions of years in the making called a human ?

Not schocked yet ?

Would you like to hear a race of beings that actually think Eart belongs to them ?
That's right, I kid you not
Step right in and see how they believe the planet belongs to them, but as we all know

As we all know
We belong to the planet

BUT NOT HERE
That's right come step right in and have a floar through our peculiar, yet fantastical

Gallery Of Thrills
We're all dying
Gallery Of Thrills
We're all dying

Yes I know
You may have travelled
The far corners of the universe
In search of intelligent life

But I'm here to tell you
You won't find
That here
No

You must keep a move on my friend
Come stop on in
If you would like to feel
A thrill
Down your spine

We alive men truly believe they are superior to women
We have people who kill animals with military grade weapons
That call themselves hunters and deem it a sport

Ha, that's right
Right here
I kid you not, it is one bizarre gallery we have here, I assure you
Boy we got it all here
I wish I could say these were fake creations coming from my carnie mouth ...
But sadly this is all real

Right, now this is just the tip of the iceber here, why don't you come swing on by
Swing on by and see for yourself, the Gallery of Thrills

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish you Martians would just beam me up
I would feel more safe in the unknown than what is known here

I want to believe