Stoutsmasher Lyrics

Craft beer, top shelf. At a party, by myself
I don't even need to think
At a brewery, at a bar
Whether near or whether far
I'm gonna have myself a drink
But what beer should I choose
So many local beers on tap
I can't lose

Time to smash some beers now
Not just any will do
Hoist your drinks in the air
Stout we toast to you

Good day, bad day. When it's time to celebrate
My hand is reaching for a beer
Liquor store. Buy some more
Pay for it. Walk out the door
I'll get some whiskey too since I'm here
But what beer should I choose
So many good beers on the shelf
I can't lose

Time to smash some beers now
Not just any will do
Hoist your drinks in the air
Stout we toast to you

In the summertime its ipa's all day
But the wintertime requires Stout
A beer for every season. A brew for every reason
My cup never runneth out

This one has a nice toasty malt
With a hint of vanilla bean
Hey, what's the difference between a stout and a porter?
I don't know either
I've never had a bad porter before

Time to smash some beers now
Not just any will do
Hoist your drinks in the air
Stout we toast to you

In the summertime it's ipa's all day
But the wintertime requires Stout
A beer for every season. A brew for every reason
My cup never runneth out
It's time for stout