Gingivitriolic Lyrics

[Verse]
I brushed my teeth today
I asked if you could do the same
Your bleeding gums are tender to the touch
Your breath smells like a sewage leak
Please turn your head before you speak
Have you ever flossed in your life?
Streptococcus mutans and other anaerobes
Form a nasty biofilm called plaque
Polysaccharides and glycoproteins too
Combine with those bacteria, it's true
If you wish to keep those kernels you call teeth
I recommend you do this twice a day
Cavity upon cavity, your mouth will surely rot
You must use hydrogen peroxide toothpaste

[Bridge]
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)

[Breakdown]
Brush your teeth
Brush your fucking teeth
Brush your teeth
Don't forget to floss
Mouthwash, too
You could actually die
For fuck's sake, brush your teeth