Puddin' Taine Lyrics
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Brown Album(1997) |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Genres | Funk Rock, Alternative Rock, Experimental Rock |
| Labels | Interscope Records |
| Ranked | #208 for 1997 , #8,913 all-time |
Album rating : 66.7 / 100
Votes : 3
Votes : 3
8. Puddin' Taine (3:37)
Pass the pen there Billy Bob
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light
You'll see my shape's shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down
I'm hung just above the knee
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Step on up to dance the dance
And touch the hand that heals
Like the tallest hog on Wall Street
I'm a-wheelin' all the deals
They'll carve my face in marble
They'll etch my name in stone
They'll paint my noble portrait
And historify my home
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Pass the pen there Billy Bob
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light
You'll see my shape's shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down
I'm hung just above the knee
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you so
And they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light
You'll see my shape's shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down
I'm hung just above the knee
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Step on up to dance the dance
And touch the hand that heals
Like the tallest hog on Wall Street
I'm a-wheelin' all the deals
They'll carve my face in marble
They'll etch my name in stone
They'll paint my noble portrait
And historify my home
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Pass the pen there Billy Bob
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light
You'll see my shape's shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down
I'm hung just above the knee
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you so
And they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Brown Album - Lyrics
Brown Album - Album Credits
Members
- Les Claypool : Bass, Upright Bass, Vocals
- Larry LaLonde : Guitar
- Bryan "Brain" Mantia : Drums
Other staff
- Primus : Produced
- Les Claypool : Engineered
- Jill "Galaxy Queen" Rose : Production Coordinator
- Tim "Soya" Soylan : Studio Assistant
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