DMV Lyrics
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Pork Soda(1993) |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Genres | Funk Metal, Avant-garde Metal |
| Labels | Interscope Records, Prawn Song Records |
| Ranked | #119 for 1993 , #6,422 all-time |
Album rating : 81.7 / 100
Votes : 6
Votes : 6
5. DMV (4:58)
[Verse 1]
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there, and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless
[Verse 2]
When I need relief, I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know, uh, vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
Call it pointless
Pointless
[Bridge]
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV
Call it pointless
Pointless
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
Call it pointless
Pointless
Pointless
[Instrumental Outro]
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there, and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless
[Verse 2]
When I need relief, I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know, uh, vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
Call it pointless
Pointless
[Bridge]
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV
Call it pointless
Pointless
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
Call it pointless
Pointless
Pointless
[Instrumental Outro]
Pork Soda - Lyrics
Pork Soda - Album Credits
Members
- Les Claypool : Vocals, Bass, Mandolin, Double Bass
- Larry LaLonde : Guitar, Banjo
- Tim "Herb" Alexander : Drums, Marimba, Bicycle Bell
Other staff
- Derek Featherstone : Engineer
- Leslie Gerard-Smith : Project Coordinator
- John Golden, K-Disk : Mastering
- Manny LaCarrubba, Neil King, Kent Matchke : Second Engineers
- Ron Rigler : Engineer
- Tom Whalley : A&R Direction
- Jay Blakesburg : Front Cover and Background Photography
- Paul "Bosco" Haggard : Cover Layout
- Lance "Link" Montoya : Sculpture
- Snap : Airbrushing
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