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Thirst

(2008)
TypeStudio Full-length
GenresThrash Metal
LabelsAFM Records
Album rating :  -
Votes :  0
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Myevilfart Lyrics

9. Myevilfart (3:50)
Hey boss! Your Party's cool
Another year so let's start drinking
Excess! The alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners

My bladder's full
Need to take a killer piss now
I can't, can't hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now

I went to pee, and passed some gas
My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ass

[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril

My friend got sick, he had to puke
My ass had the power, it wasn't a fluke

[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more

People-a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you'll start stinking
Eat beans-and that's how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner

[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
Submitted by level DaveÅkerfeldt
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