Shemale Roadkill Lyrics

i'm jerking off in my car
but my hand doesn't satisfy me enough this time
i drive to a back alley and start lurking on pedestrians

finally, a fine looking girl walks by
dressed like a whore and hot as fuck
i wanna fuck that bitch right now
i push the pedal to the metal and run over that fucking slut

i drag her body in my car
i start taking off her clothes
WHAT THE FUCK is that a
PENIS? oh my god

i don't even like shemales
but i'm so horny and in a hurry
because hannah montana starts on the disney channel soon

so i'll fuck him

sucking his dick
fingering his
butthole
shit
does he even wipe his butt?
i think not
disgusting

i stick my dick in
i am fucking his poopy asshole

what the fuck am i doing right now
am i gay? HELL NO!
i'm a straight, patriotic white man
now get the fuck out of my car you fucking freak

what the hell was i thinking?
that was gay