Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch Lyrics

You’re that famous actor, you starred in Doctor Strange. It’s burning in my brain but I can’t quite recall your name:
Benedict Cumbersnatch?
Benjamin Candlewax?
Benadryl Cucumberman?
Buttercup Custardbath?

I loved you in Sherlock. I loved you in Star Trek. I loved you in Heartbeat. I loved it all.

Lord won’t you please give me a sign. Your face, it rings a bell but your name escapes my mind. Oh Lord, won’t you please give me a sign. Your face, it rings a bell but your name escapes my mind.

Benedict Stanglewank?

I don’t want to sound lame but I’m your biggest fan although I can’t pronounce your name.