Heavy Metal Kibbles Lyrics

Crispy Tasty Nasty
Spicy and dry
Nutritious Delicious Nectarous
Sweet delight
Salty Ethnic Proteinic
With phenylalanine
Mellow Feeding Refreshing
Enhancing your feline

Chicken power pet's desire
Make your "Kitty" become
A bloodthirsty nightcrawler of doom
With the heavy metal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow Meow Meow Meow

Taurine Heroin Urine
And a pinch of salt
Rat sauce Mouse sauce Mao sauce
To feed the revolt

Strong and nutrient, taste of Nutria
Let your "Stinky" become
A cobold dragon slayer with fire resistance +10
With the heavy meow-tal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow Meow Meow Meow

Blaze of catnip, iron pic-nic
Make your "Mittens" drive your car
He will also wash your clothes
Take you out to pee in the park

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow Meow Meow Meow