| 1. | Certified NOISECORE Classics | 0:42 | - | 0 |
| 2. | Your Favorite Problematic Club Bangers | 0:30 | - | 0 |
| 3. | Pussy Boy Swag | 1:02 | - | 0 |
| 4. | The Worst Song You've Heard on the Radio | 0:09 | - | 0 |
| 5. | MinceAss PussyCore | 0:56 | - | 0 |
| 6. | Better Than That Bad Bunny Song You Heard 3 Ubers Ago | 0:05 | - | 0 |
| 7. | Cat Girls & Chronic | 0:15 | - | 0 |
| 8. | Stanced Up in the Babytron Fit at the NOISECORE Function | 0:46 | - | 0 |
| 9. | Beating Up Cokeheads in the Women's Restroom | 0:10 | - | 0 |
| 10. | Shout Out to the Drunk Guy Who Threw Up in my Apartment’s Parking Lot | 0:05 | - | 0 |
| 11. | Love the Way You Lie (Part IV) | 0:37 | - | 0 |
| 12. | Hopping on the Goregrind Hype Train | 1:09 | - | 0 |
| 13. | My Dad Smoked Weed Without Me | 0:43 | - | 0 |
| 14. | Sodomy?! Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time! | 1:29 | - | 0 |
| 15. | Gaslight Gatekeep Grindcore | 0:49 | - | 0 |
| 16. | If Nobody Got Me, I Know My Goth Yameii Online Dakimakura Got Me | 1:02 | - | 0 |
| 17. | South Side Grind Time | 0:25 | - | 0 |
| 18. | I Robbed Your Favorite Streamer at Gunpoint in a CVS | 1:15 | - | 0 |
| 19. | Dan Patrick Wants to See My Cock | 0:32 | - | 0 |
| 20. | I Slid in Candace Owen's DM's for the Meme | 1:44 | - | 0 |
| 21. | GANG GANG KAWAII | 0:05 | - | 0 |
| 22. | It's Not That Deep Bro... | 0:36 | - | 0 |
| 23. | GOT THE BAG IN | 6:19 | - | 0 |
| 24. | (End Credits) | 26:55 | - | 0 |
