While You Were Sleeping Lyrics

Hector's bloodied an semen soaked carcass has bits of mulch stuck to it.
"You go have a nigh nigh's mate," blowing and flicking the pieces of mulch off then Hector is carefully put in the bag. Light's on.

Steve has just been called out to work (tree over powerline),
When he's on call he can make pretty good money.
Sure he misses out on the odd piss up with his mates when he's on call,
But he and Beth are saving up for their first home.
Steve's SS Ute drives off into the night.
Slipping through the side gate,
Steve has left the laundry door wide open.
Creeping through the old house just as quiet as a mouse,
Standing in the doorway softly whispering as Beth sleeps,
"How you doing? Tell your mum I said 'Hi', tell Steve I'll kick his teeth in. I want that cunt dead."

Pulling his erection out of his undies and softly thrusting against her lips.
"Oh, that feels so good, you dirty girl, now it is your turn, Beth."
Forcing her legs open,
He grabs the dolphin torch out of his bag and has a squiz.
She coughs and cum billows out of her flaps, cascading down to an unkempt knot.
Firm licks, soft chews, matted pube fondu.

Beth moans and starts waking up, "Oh, Steve, babe, please don't stop."
"LOL, it's not Steve you fuck stick." Beth cops a fatal beating.
3am Steve returns to find his girlfriend's body next to "Hector?"
Flying out of the wardrobe old mate smashes Steve to death.
Then he bums the absolute shit of the poor bugger.