The Bone Collector Lyrics

"I have come here to collect your cocks
Please line up for me, flop them out"
Kelly enters the male change rooms at the gym
Half a dozen blokes turn around
"Who the fuck's that?"

"This bird must be lost"
"Listen cunts I'm not here to fuck around"
Blake removes his towel and approaches the angry looking woman
"Here love you can gobble down on this"
Laughing to his mates he doesn't spot the knife
Not 10 seconds after wrapping her giggle gear around his semi erect tacker he's ready to cum
Moaning as he blows she cuts it off
Blake screams holding his severed stump as blood pisses out
No fucks given Kelly walks out with her prize
She throws it in a shoe box she keeps in the boot of her XC falcon
Happy that her collection is growing she grins and speeds away from the gym
She gets pulled over by the cops
"In a hurry today Ma'am?"
"Sorry Darl I'm just running late, can we settle this now?"
Officer Jack jumps in the car and unzips his fly
Kelly removes his tiny pecker in one little bite
Kicks the screaming officer out to the curb and speeds off Spits out the unimpressive trophy
"That was hardly worth the effort, almost an insult to my awesome collection"
On the hunt for more prizes she heads to the beach
She is delighted by the sausage fest she sees
Her next victim: a buff looking lifeguard
Asks him to come back to her car for a shag
"Gotta make it quick I'm not supposed to leave my post"
Knifes off his schlong and leaves the prick to bleed out
She calls it a day
Someone follows her home
"You ruined my life now I'll take yours bitch"
She slits his throat and decides Blake stew is on the menu for dinner tonight