Jackhammer Skullfuck Lyrics

Discreet rear entry down at the local Club X store,

He wanders in and browses the DVD's.

"This is an absolute rip off mate!

How in the fuck do you cunts sleep at night?"

"Sorry? Can I help you there sir?"

"I could make a DVD for next to fuck all.

I won a handy cam on eBay, got it for 33 bucks.

Anyway do you have any huge dildo's on for sale?

I don't want to pay a heap as I am only gonna fuck it!"

Looking for a laugh from the other ashamed shoppers, no one gives him one.

"Honey I'm home from work, I've got a surprise for ya.

Where are you? I see you. You're hiding under the stair case".

A massive rubber cock wobbles out of the plastic bag. "See!

I'll set the camera up, get on the bed now.

The dildo is stuffed onto a jackhammer's chisel.

The hostage gives the tool a gobby.

"That's it sweetie suck it slowly".

Jackhammer on full noise, rapidly busting through the base of the skull,

"Smile for the camera princess".