Total Flatulence War (Beans Attack!) Lyrics

Whisky and beans, flatulence hellwar
Nuclear devastation into the stomach
High pressure flatulence choking the enemy
Beans are your bullets ready to strike

TOTAL FLATULENCE WAR!

Atomic flatulence fills the atmosphere
Only the strong intestine will survive
Stains on the slips, run to the toilet
You can’t resist anymore

TOTAL FLATULENCE WAR!

Shit, shit everywhere
Shit, shit all over there
Toilet paper running out
Cause your ass is a whore!

Now you taste the revenge
Like a pain in the ass
Of those who suffered
From your war crimes!

Beans, beans night and day
Beans, beans stay away
Legumes of Satan, beware!

Farting and killing with pain
Gas has just filled up the air

BEANS ATTACK!

Thrash and beans, chemical warfare
Thunders roaring from your asshell
Entrenched in bathroom with your desperation
You’ve thrown the world in this shitty situation
Evil legumes controlling your spasm
Satan laughs as you eternally crap
A new brown Vietnam is the price
Take your chance and begin to fight and

FART!