Drive-gig Drive-gig Lyrics

Take the van, take your bag, don't forget your heavy rack
Pick me up at 6 a.m., bring some cheese and ham
One is bald, one is stoned, I got sickness on my cock!
Ther other one is still engaged, fifth of us is late

Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry Hurry!

Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
"Give me your passport or I leave you at the customs"
Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
But we're late, wer're late for the load-in!
Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
"Spread your legs, face on the wall!"
Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
"So you're clean, you can cross the border... "

Turning left, turning right, waitin' at the traffic ligh
Always sayng "what a mess!", wrong address!
Gotta eat, gotta piss, missing her yesterday's kiss
Looking for gas-station: coffee an defecation!

Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry!

Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
We need the money, today's not a door-deal
Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
But we're, we're late for the load-in
Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
Push on the gas or they'll break our ass
Drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig drive-gig
We're ust in time, in time for the soundcheck!

"Kick please... snare... toms... ok... all togheter"

Ladies an geltemen welcome to the show
We're ready to rock, are you ready to roll?
Spread your ears and spread you eyes
And in the afrter show, don't forget the merchandise!

Ladies and gentleman, did you like the show?
Whe had a lot of fun, bun now is time to go...
So many chicks, so many boobs, we'd really like to stay
But now it's time to go 'cause tomorrow is another drive-gig day