Ungroomed Lover Lyrics

Boy, I need a bath. I can smell myself.
Ugghh. My toe jams are sticking to my shoes

I met this lady,
Way down in the park.
She said that tan on your back,
It looks real dark.
And when we started to flirt,
She discovered it was dirt.

I'm an Ungroomed Lover!
A smelly sack of shit under the covers.
Stinky you'll discover.
I'm an Ungroomed Lover!

I'm smelling like a pig because of our inflation
Can't afford a pair of new socks
Or a piece of soap
Bought me some rocks
of some good dope
We were smoking up our bodies
Hour by hour
Instead of getting groomed and taking a shower.

Ungroomed Lover!
Biggest pig you'll discover.
I'm your Ungroomed Lover!
Smelling up the sheets under the cover.

What now do yo discover,
A smelly drunken lover
Smelling up the cover.
Baby, your ass I must pass,
Because I gotta cut some gas.

Ungroomed Lover!
Smelling up the cover.

Walking down the streets,
I sallute the Navy,
by sticking my hands in my pants
And I pull it out!
Butt greavy.
Crust under my finger nails
and toe jam in my toes
The smell lingers in my fingers
and it goes up your nose!!

I'm an Ungroomed Lover!
Poor you to discover.
I'm a proud hobo.
Who needs a shave.
Not your living homo fag and slave.
Hear the grapes of wrath.
I don't need a bath!!!

Ungroomed Lover!
Under the cover.
Baby, I know how to think.
Ungroomed Lover!
Living under the cover.
Goddamn my feet stink!!!