Life Olympic Games Lyrics

Do you want to be an athlete?
Be in a big competition?
I have great news.
You are already in one.

Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape

The smartest
The strongest
The pretty one
The one with the best car

The richest
The quickest
The powerful
The one with the best wife

The coolest
The hottest
The popular
The one with the best grades

Compete!

Doctors want you to be sick.
Lawyers want crimes.
Pharmacies want you infected.
Leaders want desperation.

Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
We cannot escape!

Why don’t you just be yourself?
Stop comparing to your neighbour.
Do your best, do what you think it’s right,
and there will be no competition.

Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
WE MIGHT ESCAPE!