Air Jive Interceptor Lyrics

AIR JIVE INTERCEPTOR

Trying is the first step toward failure
Welcome to Springfield, you’ll stay for sure
Don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
Donuts, is there anything they can’t do?
Ironic for once, dad’s butt prevented
The release of toxic gas
Normally not a praying man but
If you’re up there save me superman!

HEY HEY HEY!
VOTE QUIMBY
EAT MY SHORTS
That city is what you want

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover
Take him away boys. Hey, I am the
Police chief here. Bake him away toys.
What was that chief? Do what the kids says
I’m on a road… looks to be asphalt
Jeez, trees, shrubs… under the earth’s sun
Good drink… good meat… good God, let’s eat!
This is 912. It’s a ghost car!

HEY HEY HEY!
VOTE QUIMBY
EAT MY SHORTS
Flanders has broke my balls

Daddy this rubber panties are hot
You’ve gotta wear them ‘til you learn, son
Didn’t reckon the awesome power of police
Where I put my badge? That duck’s got it!
You can’t keep blaming yourself
Just blame once and move on
The answer to life’s problems aren’t
At the bottom of a bottle they’re on tv