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The Revnarok

TypeStudio Full-length
GenresThrash Metal, Death Metal
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Submitted by level Besi Karat (2014-12-22)
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The Revnarok Information

Track listing (Songs)

1.Rev Is Shit0:46-0
2.You Suck (Rev)0:54-0
3.Spermbank Robber0:38-0
4.You Are Literally Shit Rev0:17-0
5.Rev Thinks the Beatles Are Death Metal0:38-0
6.Its Called Soda, Not Pop You Asshole1:00-0
7.Okay Maybe You Call It Coke Instead Whatever1:41-0
8.Your Full Name Sounds Like Colon Muffin1:23-0
9.Texas Sucks (And So Do You)1:08-0
10.I'm Going to Nuke Your Face1:00-0
11.I Hired Ninjas to Kill You Rev0:44-0
12.I'm Going to Chainsaw Your Dick Off1:34-0
13.I Hope You Get Hit by A Meteor1:13-0
14.A Message from Rev0:10-0
15.A Ballad for Rev0:57-0
16.I'm Going to Shoot You In the Face with Flamethrower1:21-0
17.Rev Walking to A Atore0:10-0
18.I'll Create A Teleportation Device Just to Punch You In the Face Out of Nowhere1:11-0
19.Breaking My Butt (Judas Priest Cover)2:29-0
20.I'm Friends with Satan Himself3:08-0
21.I'm Going to Befriends Dolphins So They Can Kill You1:20-0
22.I'm Going to Buy A Sword and Cut You In the Face Maybe1:23-0
23.The Rev Symphony1:01-0
24.I Bribed Santa Clause to Not Give You Any Presents1:25-0
25.Bohemian Revpsody (Queen Cover)2:27-0
26.I Bet You Smell Your Own Farts with That Gasmask1:45-0
27.Dracula Is My Uncle So You Better Watch Out0:49-0
28.Rev Once Went Back In Time to Fuck Himself0:23-0
29.You Are Not Invited to Any of my Pizza Parties Asshole0:16-0
30.I'll Kick Your Face Off1:10-0
31.I'm Going to Feed You to Cannibals (Keytar Song)0:46-0
32.You Dont Even Know What Snow Is You Dick1:24-0
33.Destination Masturbation0:56-0
34.If You Ever Set Foot In Sweden I Will Rip Your Asshole Out0:45-0
35.You're Only Invested In Politics Because You're Attracted to Barack Obama0:50-0
36.Rev Thinks Elvis Presley Is Black Metal0:39-0
37.I'll Strap You to A Rocket and Make It Fly Into the Sun0:55-0
38.Rev Isn't Actually Tall, He Fakes It with Stilts0:59-0
39.How Dare You Call Me Dumb, That's Mean0:13-0
40.Rev's Top Hat Is Actually A Dildo0:35-0
41.Rev's Favorite Band Is Limp Bizkit1:00-0
42.Breakfast Tacos Are the Dumbest Thing You've Told Me About0:52-0
43.The Shortest Song on the Album0:03-0
44.Rev Likes Mustard on His Chips, and That's Gross1:18-0
45.You're A Man, Yet You're Always on Your Period0:13-0
46.Poopface Dumbass, That's You0:11-0
47.The Heaviest Song on the Album0:26-0
48.Rev's Beard Is Actually Roadkill He Glued to His Face0:23-0
49.I'm Just Joking You're A Cool Guy0:26-0
50.Just Kidding You're A Fucking Asshole0:21-0

Line-up (members)

  • Joel : Everything

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