Drilling Through Tympanic Membrane with a Corkscrew Lyrics

Grabbed from behind at the Cheap Trick show
Leather gloved hand covers the mouth and restrains the victim
A sophisticated hand-crafted corkscrew
Slammed mercilessly into the side of the head
Puncturing through the lobe and punching through eardrum

The corkscrew is angrily ground deeper yet
Auditory nerves severed fracture rips the channel into tatters
Disruption of the ear ones a spinal fluid lead triggers
Facial nerve injury and the victim begins losing consciousness
Unable to hear his own fucking death screams

Swiss stainless steel penetrates the brain
internal bleeding causes further damage
Due to perforation and disruptive effects of hemorrhage
Slowing of respiration, transfixed eyeballs and contorted face
A neurosurgical catastrophe as the band opens with "Surrender"