Blood Loss and Trauma from Vengeful Hatchet Assault to Penile Shaft Lyrics

It was a dark and stormy night, white knuckles grab the weapon
Another goddamned vengeful hatchet attack in progress

A cheating spouse confronted by brain damaged quadriplegic partner
for only an instant frenzied cries for forgiveness go unheard
Judgement comes down in the form of a fucking hatchet

An anguished panic stricken scream meets the tearing of skin
The blade hacks through arteries and now severs the fascia
Then slices through cylindrical masses of tissue inside the penis
Broken and forever reduced to a fucking pile of shit

At this time an explosion from the loins
Sprays hot blood outward from gored urogenital diaphragm
Across the room complete vascular collapse
A most anguished look frozen on blood
Caked shocked and lifeless face itty-bitty pecker severed
Fucked beyond fucking belief