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Total Universe Man

(2005)
TypeStudio Full-length
GenresHeavy Metal, Southern Metal, Rock
LabelsVolcom Entertainment
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Total Universe Man Lyrics

(11)
Submitted by level Besi Karat
1. Prologue: Civil Blood Make Civil Hands Unclean (1:50)
alahoy! alahoy!
let’s come together now true believers! it seems that once again we find ourselves alive here on this planet, standing here as we do sometimes looking out into that crowd that wants something. yellin out to all those ears something baby. What do those ears bleed for? Hope? Truth? well what if those ears don’t like what they hear? what if they decide like many that they are SO free that they don’t have to care. and what if my words would not be so pure? seeing the end so many times, only to come back to the beginning, its time for something bigger, its time for something badder than before. its time for the total universe man. Soon the whole of the universe will rejoice into the unknown hallows of itself. Alright true believers! it seems the time has come, i can hear them knocking…. your future is beatin down our door. what are you gonna do? are you gonna sit there? or are you gonna get up and answer it? no ones there! you can’t see them, but i know i can help you find them. you gotta take it to the streets. you gotta hunt them down, and you gotta sweat pure energy. Secure the perimeter! sound the alarms and remember one thing, THE DREAMS OF EVERYONE WILL HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF NONE OF US LIVE ON TO TELL ABOUT IT. alright! let’s give em a showdown!
2. Showdown (4:01)
warped speed odometers broken, other languages we have spoken welcome universe welcome sinner, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house- showdown you couldn’t believe it universal peace you’ll never achieve it delegates burning atmosphere, showdown to show em what we’re all about.
cloudbox pandora smothered here lies your fallen brother, we met soldiers carryin out orders, not enough to protect our borders money lust greed and power- your governments askin for a showdown.

money lust greed and power x2

showdown you couldn’t believe it universal peace you’ll never achieve it delegates burning atmosphere, showdown to show em what we’re all about.
cloudbox pandora smothered here lies your fallen brother, we met soldiers carryin out orders, not enough to protect our borders money lust greed and power- your governments askin for a showdown.

money lust greed and power x4

that’s right- we fight- what are fightin for x3

what are we fightin for what are we fightin for what are we fightin for now?
come on baby! put yr hands up what are you waitin for?
“when hopes and dreams have fallen, our heroes then come callin, is that a false

assumption, showdown won’t solve no problems” x3
3. Palm Reader (2:59)
somebody told me some lies, oh no what a surprise, you can see cause you opened up your eyes,
now whos gonna be there momma we’ll see, the futures for the takin and its for free, the past is only real cause thats what you believe eve eve eve!
past and future are not real, oh baby you got to learn to deal, the futures in his palm so come and take his hand. whoa god, past and future are not real, oh baby you got to learn to deal, the futures in his palm so come and take his hand. past and future are not real, oh baby you got to learn to deal, the futures in his palm so come and take his hand. whoa, take it away from him!
somebody told me some lies, oh no what a surprise, you can see cause you opened up your eyes,
now whos gonna be there momma we’ll see, the futures for the takin and baby for free, the past is only real cause thats what you believe eve eve eve!
past and future are not real, oh baby you got to learn to deal, the futures in his palm so come and take
his hand….we love (speaks in tongues) take his hand, he loves you, he loves you, he loves ya, they love you, they love ya, they love ya, i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you, oh my gowd yeah.
4. Man Behind the Curtain (4:08)
im comin down from the mountain, ohohohoh im drinkin from that fountain, on you ill put a hurtin, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…. alright, alright
i don’t care, you cant take it away from me, they try, but im still here… let’s pick it up, come on.
im comin down from the mountain, ohohohoh im drinkin from that fountain, on you ill put a hurtin, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…. alright, believe!……
get up, i wanna see em…..(speaks in tongues)
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
the one who can see that will live til the dawn
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
the one who believes will relate to this song
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
and he who denies it won’t live very long
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
but try to decieve and you end up its pawn
the one who prevails here will lead us away
but darkness will shroud us all here til that day
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
if only we could see through there to the dawn
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
and he whos behind it will never belong
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
the one that i see it will live til the dawn
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
believe in its power awake on the lawn
the curtain the curtain the curtain is drawn
the one who believes it will never be strong
the curtain the curtain the curtains away
the one who will fly there won’t live til this day
(tongues)
5. Intermission: Thesis of Infinite Measure (2:30)
mindnumbflesh waiting on homecell and lost loves found dealin with scabs
and no one ever lives signin papers and bells are fillin the sky with the schemes from the temperature rises and bats say wondering claps of dying basalt origins touching waving corner of the eyes
blind star legions hiding in cauldrons loving girls.
no. no man, play number 11, play that number 11…. yeeeah.haha.
the scanners are turned off and i got thirty or forty more minutes. relationships in real life are SO hard to handle with friendly friends touching breathing my way sultering on my wavelength. is my phone ringing? old gods dying under shades of anti-gravity we come from the water, we came from the air. pray for good tidings was a thought that kept repeating, but no one could ever find out said they, when will we wake up, and swim into the sounds?

swim into the sounds x5
6. I Am the Law (4:02)
we got a future do you got a future?
we got some energy do you got the energy?
tonight you are the law, tonight i am the law
you got the future, you got some power, it is as primitive, as it is raw
you got some future, oh brotha you got some power, don’t try to stop me i am the law
future power primitive raw
you got the future and sweetheart you got the power, don’t ever touch me i am the law
give it up for lucian thorr, give it up for him one time…. oh
i am the law uh, i am the huuuh, i am the law
you got the future, you got some power, it is as primitive, as it is raw
you got some future, oh brotha you got some power, don’t try to stop me i am the law
future power primitive raw
you got the future and sweetheart you got the power, don’t ever touch me i am the law
give it up for lucian… give it up for him
are you ready to get down? then do it like this.
i have never had to beg, things come my way its just the way i work
time and effort will pay off, you won’t get nowhere actin like a jerk.
life is love and love is life, you never gonna catch it baby when you fall
its such a heavy load to hold, if you wanna touch me, believe me when i tell you, i am the law.
get back! oh, i am the huuuuh
you got the future, you got some power, it is as primitive, as it is raw
you got some future, oh brotha you got some power, don’t try to stop me i am the law
7. Sticks and Stones (3:36)
sticks and stones might break my bones but yr wordsll never hurt me
the one who cast that first little stone some dayll have to pass right thru me
i trust that all the good little girls know a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
when ya growin up on this earth ya got some problems to solve and yr buddies will too
but you got to keep that third eye open, the one thats in the back of yr head
cause when they sneak up on ya, and they stare into its gaze
watchit when they light that fuse, cause those fireworks might blow up in yr face
and that might hurt a little bit more than some sticks and stones
sticks and stones might break my bones but yr wordsll never hurt me
the one who cast that first little stone some dayll have to pass right thru me
i trust my insticts but i do not trust my superiors orders
if we never question our leaders sticks and stones might stab us in the back
hahahahahahahaha you know they say welcome to the universe? well ill see you at the top baby!
cause thats where i wanna see you, way up at the top, alright.
sticks and stones might break my bones but yr wordsll never hurt me
the one who cast that first little stone some dayll have to pass right thru me
i trust that all the good little girls know a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
your sticks and stones might break my bones but anything you say can be held against you…
haha! oh yeah that’s right, you know what im talking about, huuwahwhahahahwhwhahwhwaa
8. Intermission: Theme from 6th Grade Watercolor (1:12)
9. Hijackers (2:03)
somethings happenin up in the sky, its rainin money but no one knows why
we’re kinda scared, is this a trick, the pressures risin and its makin me sick
you see my panther, you wanna bleed, im robbing trains as i jump off my steed
jump in my wagon, come on let’s go, ride with me im on my way to the show,
do you get down? i thought you did, here’s the opener now gimme your lid.
you touch my eagle, you learn his name, uh total universe man is to blame
the total package, the total man, addressing subjects that you don’t understand
the total universe the total plan, a spreadin messages all over the land
the total world, the total sky, you think u like him but you got no reason why
what’s he doin? is this enough? you wanna touch him you aint feelin so tough.
touch me x4
whats you feelin baby? what year is this anyway? have you ever heard of vachal lindsey?
he used to walk and talk for his supper.
you got me feelin
if anyone can do it, i can
ill bust through the ceiling
you can call me universe man
you see my panther, you wanna bleed, i robbing trains as i jump off my steed, you touch my eagle,
you learn his name
10. We Believe in Science (2:17)
whoahohoho.
ladies and gentlemen, i want you to get hyped on the track, i want the (tongues) to start going (tongues) baby, i want you to outside of your own city, outside of that town and look across the street cause you might start to get an open mind, you might start to see something changin. when you (tongues) world outside of a television box, you see something ELSE is goin on. what is it baby? is it science? well it just might be.
they’re raining cash, cash is falling from the heavens, it falling into my pockets.
you believe in your thing and we believe in science
spend yr pennies and yr dimes on some new appliance
significant other always got you on the lockdown, its high time someone stood right up and finally put their foot down
you believe in your thing and we believe in science
unify the country while we all build alliance
the man behind the curtain didn’t mean you any harm
a pencil in his pocket and a flu shot in his arm
the boss is always yellin as they push you down the ladder
the meals are gettin cheaper but we’re still gettin fatter
11. Tough Customer (5:44)
i’ll tell you somethin’
the pain subsided when the medicine twisted
you got that kind for the ailments you listed
you know what i found to be of use to me?
up here at the top of society?
we can see all the problems from distance
your dealers out sellin all of the good shit
those who are out in the alleys at midnight
are the tough ones who can put up a good fight
and that’s what i need to put it up in the air right now
put it up like this
TOUGH! x12
oh ho ho baby im hot stinkin n sweet yeah
oh my momma from my head to my feet yeah oh
uh whos the best band momma you just betta take yoself a poll
cause when we get started its outta control rocknroll
alright oh yeah she’s one tough baby
oh alright oh yeah she’s one tough momma
are you messin with are yall messin with is he’a messin with one tough customer
whos messin with is she’a messin with are we messin with one tough customer
whos a messin, are you a messin, is she’a messin with one tough customer
whos a messin, is she’a messin, are we messin with one tough customer OH
my gaud,
oh ho ho baby im hot stinkin n sweet yeah
oh my momma from my head to my feet yeah oh
uh whos the best band momma you just betta take yoself a poll
cause when we get started its outta control rocknroll
alright oh yeah she’s one tough baby
oh alright oh yeah well i can feel it OH!
are you messin with is he’a messin with are they messin with one tough customer
whos messin with is she’a messin with are yall messin with one tough customer
is he’a messin, i hear you messin, are they’a messin with one tough customer
whos a messin, is she’a messin, are we messin with one tough customer OH
muwahhhhhhhahahahahhahhaahhahahaha
alright x 7 (fading)
now the people all across the globe, now we been here for a few years now
and we walked across this land, and them rivers, and them streams, and them ravines,
and we come to different places, different points in time where we leave our mark,
and in those different metropolises, and in those different townships,
and in those different scenes that we come across, we need those people, and we need
those tough customers in the alleyways and we always look at em, and we say, are you on my team, come on all you gotta have is that positive i energy, i need you to give it to me like this
you gotta make it make it make it make it make it make it make it alright
im talkin bout all the people in north america in south america austrailia in the ukraine in europe
in the uk GET UP get hyped
you gotta make it make it make it make it make it make it make it alright
im talkin about the north pole the south pole the equator the prime meridian
everybody in the world under the sea and in the sky and the stars and the moon… and the sun
GET HYPED
you gotta make it make it make it make it make it make it make it alright all over the world
you gotta make it let’s make it let’s make it let’s make it
let’s make it make it make it make it make it make it make it alright COME ON
let’s make it let’s make it make it make it
we gotta make it make it make it make it make it make it make it alright come on
let’s make it make it make it make it make it make it OH!
she can make it, he can make it, we can make it, they can make it.
12. Blow Up the Pyramid (6:58)
ow, alright, thats what im talkin about baby
huh, get back behind me
gimme gimme gimme a little bit of that- sexy solo
jjin thorr i want you to give it to em one time, get behind the dynamite and blow up this pyramid baby.
talkin about it don’t ever get things started it just holds us up
vote for him b/c he’s got a plan
why does everyone not see, the world can only revolve round me?
vote for him b/c he’s got a plan
we’re all the same, but i got a little somethin different baby
vote for him b/c he’s got a plan
your convention, someone’s intention, i can see the virgin’s spillin out
drivin in my car, not gettin very far, become yr president thats what i am about
everyone’s looking and everyone’s watchin, what are we about? come to one of our shows
everyone’s looking and everyone’s watchin, tough customers from venus are acheivin their goals.
eisenhower broke the rules, which led earth to its fate, nixon flashed those peace signs high, but fell at watergate, the fbi and the cia have failed to take a hint, but when the true believers cast their vote, ill be your president, give it up for him one time now,
why not me, ill set you free, tonight i wanna be your president
who’ll mystify, wholl deify, whos gonna be yr president
why not me, ill set you free, tonight i wanna be your president
who’ll mystify, wholl deify, whos gonna be yr president
why not me, ill set you free, tonight i wanna be your president
who’ll mystify, wholl deify, whos gonna be yr president
your convention, someone’s intention, i can see the virgin’s spillin out
drivin in my car, not gettin very far, become yr president thats what i am about
everyone’s looking and everyone’s watchin, what are we about? come to one of our shows
everyone’s looking and everyone’s watchin, tough customers from venus are losin control(here, 2 different rants run simultaneously til the end…. choose yr path.)
we’re gonna blow up the pyramid
(then a lot of speaking in tongues)
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