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Camping the Vein

(2012)
TypeStudio Full-length
GenresThrash Metal
LabelsEBM Records
Album rating :  -
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Camping the Vein Lyrics

(11)
Submitted by level 서태지
1. Blasphemous Arrival (0:21)
instrumental
2. Camping the Vein (3:00)
We have arrived in the middle of nature
We got some boyscouts under our wheels
Jumped off the car with beers in our hands
Unloaded the van and started to build the tent

CAMPING... THE VEIN!
So drunk and bothering...
CAMPING. THE VEIN...
In the middle of the wood!

A bear was sleeping
We've thrashed him for good!
Starved, in the evening
The dead scouts we’ll cook!
Guitars come out
Playing the Sun Song!
Seeing us helpless
The bear stole the hamper!

Searching for food but found just the syringes
We've found him dead and filled up with drug
Eating him raw then go catch some trouts
Thank us for killing that fucking bad bear!

Entered the forest and found many mushrooms
Squashing the smurfs in their homes with our feet
Christine of Oat was crying on the path and
Raping her corpse was another deed!

The marzipan witch house
Of Hansel and Gretel we’ve found!
They think will be saved but
Instead we'll just eat
Their candied bodies on the fire
Like human... marshmallows!
This being the reason why
We had the insulin syringes!
3. Burger Hell (3:15)
Obese people invading the town
Breathing torment with money in hand
Mom I am hungry, I want to be fat
Pain and suffering in the flesh

Speed fucking food
Controls the minds
Ketchup inferno
It’s fucking hell
Burger makes zombies
Eating cheeseburgers
Evil hamburger
Infesting your nightmares

Bottomless stomachs, vomiting mouths
Happy death meal with a surprise
Children obese, mothers exploding
From our fast food you can't escape!

BURGER HELL!

One thousand days to order fried chicken
There is no damn place where you can sit
Enormously flabby, flabby asses
Risking to fall to the ground!

BURGER HELL!

Hell-O! Welcome to Burger Hell, sinners... place your orders!
Well... I’d like to have 666 Evil Hamburgers, 6 extra-extra large
beers with blood of the saint, a fried chicken and a Happy
Death Meal for my child, please.
Here you are sir. It’s 666 dollars of evil... enjoy the surprise!
i can’t resist anymore! This is fucking junk food and I’m still
too much hungry to leave! Holy shit, where is my fried chic-
ken! I want to be fuckin’ fat!
AHAHAHAHAH! Get zombified by Burger Hell!
NO, NO! Oh, my god! Oh, my god... NO! Burger Hell, NO! NO!
AHAHAHAH! Eat and bum, fuckin’ obese! AHAHAHAHAH...
4. Total Flatulence War (Beans Attack!) (3:35)
Whisky and beans, flatulence hellwar
Nuclear devastation into the stomach
High pressure flatulence choking the enemy
Beans are your bullets ready to strike

TOTAL FLATULENCE WAR!

Atomic flatulence fills the atmosphere
Only the strong intestine will survive
Stains on the slips, run to the toilet
You can’t resist anymore

TOTAL FLATULENCE WAR!

Shit, shit everywhere
Shit, shit all over there
Toilet paper running out
Cause your ass is a whore!

Now you taste the revenge
Like a pain in the ass
Of those who suffered
From your war crimes!

Beans, beans night and day
Beans, beans stay away
Legumes of Satan, beware!

Farting and killing with pain
Gas has just filled up the air

BEANS ATTACK!

Thrash and beans, chemical warfare
Thunders roaring from your asshell
Entrenched in bathroom with your desperation
You’ve thrown the world in this shitty situation
Evil legumes controlling your spasm
Satan laughs as you eternally crap
A new brown Vietnam is the price
Take your chance and begin to fight and

FART!
5. Burn the Steaks on the Fire (4:17)
Killed by drinking the blood of princesses
Death and sex in hell
Low-fat living into darkness
Evil wizard, release me from the spell!
Fire from heaven burned up the saint
Improve your beer with his blood
Slayer of dragons and elves
Clean up the kingdom, priests are just sweaty!

BURN THE STEAKS ON THE FIRE!

I've lost the light, churches destroyed
Ghosts of fucking dead cows
Bloody mincer of evil Satan

Monsters and demons are screaming: fucking whores!
BURN THE STEAKS ON THE FIRE!
BURN THE STEAKS ON THE FIRE!

BURN THE STEAKS FUCKING THE FIRE!
6. Ivo the Woodman (2:45)
Dirty and decrepit hut in the woods
Don't pass this border is the only way
Scent of whores in the air
Shovel and chainsaw his bloody tools
Without teeth and with a spade in his hand
HE IS IVO!

Ivo the woodman
Ivo slaughters bitches
Ivo is impaired
Ivo the country man!

Neighbor of Satan
Satan can't stand more
Lover of quiet bodies
Who goes there? Ivo shoots!
7. Holidays in Hell (3:30)
Rotten worms, now bow to evil
Praying Satan to save your souls
Total torture in this magical place
A wave of fire straight in your face!
Rotten worms, bum without fire
Make you suffer at our command
Beaches of paradise are not that best
Enjoy the holidays!

HOLIDAYS... IN HELL!
HOLIDAYS... IN HELL!

Rotten rooms are not the problem
Your asses cut like raw ham slices
Looking for relax and silence?

Sweat, noise, thrashing violence!

Total torment by tiger mosquitoes
Blood's so sweet into the Satan's mojito
Bitches of paradise are not that best
and fuck the fucking rest!

HOLIDAYS... IN HELL!
HOLIDAYS... IN HELL!

Rotten souls, pay for your sins
A week in hell is worth the price
We won't accept your credit cards
Prepare satanic dollars of evil!

You can't say that we are rude
If you don't pay just prolong the visit
Just stay here forever, vacation for life!

HOLIDAYS... IN HELL!
HOLIDAYS... IN HELL!

Welcome to hell on the beaches of Satan...
8. I Wa' sborr' to Rock'n'Roll (5:09)
Spending the night on the beach with the bitch
I tried to fuck but she smelt like the shit
Cause I
Was
I wa’ sborr’ to rock’n'roll!
ROCK'N'ROLL!
I kicked her ass and went to a fuckin' bar
Drinking and smoking, be damned the name of God!
Cause I
Was
I wa' sborr’ to rock’n'roll!
ROCK’N'ROLL!
Come, come with me baby, let's go!
Jump on my moto or die
I'll burn the road straight to hell
I know that will not you tell

Robbing your granny to buy some good drugs
Killing your babies to having some fun
That's
cause
This is only rock’n'roll
ROCK'N'ROLL!

Tonight the stars are shining for us
I'm gonna change my life for you
Lie down, I think I love you
Come on and suck my fire...

I'm setting your asshole on fire and come
You’ve got no more time, now you cannot run
Your life is the price uh! for you stupid bitch
My blade at your throat is just ready to kill
Now that you're dead I can play my guitar
Nothing will stop rock n’ roll nor the gun!
Cause I
Was
I wa' sborr’ to rock’n'roll!
ROCK'N'ROLL!
9. Sofisticator (2:47)
Sofisticator shit in your brain
Sofisticator whisky, vodka and pain
We play fast fucking metal
We play street violent soccer!

Sofisticator is the name
So get another beer
WE have whores in the backstage
So fuck you all!

We are Sofisticator
We listen to Gentle Giant
We are Sofisticator
DON'T TOUCH MY BRAIN!
10. Thrash & Clean (3:57)
Now the evening is beginning
Just some beers and rotten wine
Yeah I’m going with my mad friends
Drinking whisky hell for leather!

Thrash & clean
Like the fear
Thrash & clean

That's the greatest satisfaction

Got to go right to the concert
Of the crazy Sofisticator
Yeah the gig has just begun
Time to roll off the fucking bar!

Make my way right the true mosh pit
Bang my head until I die
Keep on drinking and smoking hard
I'm just a fuckin’ animal!

THRASH & CLEAN
Too much wine
THRASH & CLEAN
begins!

THRASH & CLEAN
Too much wine
THRASH & CLEAN
begins!
11. Mantas (The Thrashmaker) (0:38)
Do do do dooo, do doo, do WAAAAH!
It doesn't matter what comes, thrash goes better in life
With Mantas thrash is full of life!
... Nothing gets to you, stayin' thrash, stayin' cool
With Mantas thrash is full of life!
Thrash goes better. Mantas thrasher
Thrash goes better with Mantas, thrash is full of life!
Mantas the thrashmaker
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