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The Monsterican Dream

(2004)
TypeStudio Full-length
GenresHeavy Metal
LabelsNuclear Blast
Album rating :  78.3 / 100
Votes :  4
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The Monsterican Dream Lyrics

(11)
Submitted by level DaveÅkerfeldt
1. Threatical Trailer (1:09)
2. Bring It On (4:35)
Hello, I am me, who the hell are you?
I bring a word from the dead
This is the day they shall re-animate
And get their claws on your necks

A pack of raging wolves are howling
Awakes from their sleep of sin
hail to the creeps -HAIL!
Thunder unleashed - HAIL!
No beasts so fierce

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, Bring it on down
Bring it on
the rancorous return from their graves
Won't you bring it on, bring it on big time
bring it on, bring it on down
bring it on
behold your town will burn
as the raging hounds return

The rampant helldogs
rampaging near
the unholy prolifarates
they taste your blood
and they smeel your fear
on your mark - get set -
decapitate!

Ominious hae
dispersing by the moonlights order
they got their prey
theyre gone with your daughters claimed their souls
turned 'em into martyrs
they will burn
as the hounds return
3. Blood Red Sandman (4:03)
They called me the leather apron
the called me smiling jack
they prayed to the heavens above
that I will never ever come back

can your hear all the children weep?
chills of fear like a sawblades cutting deep

Once again there is pain
I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the blood red sandman coming home
on this unholy night I will make you my own
blood red sandman
coming home again

Red drops stain satin so white
the way I sign my name
the neighbourhood's pretty dead at night
and I'm the one to blame

Scream all you want
you won't wake up when you scream
no-one leaves
the monsterican dream
4. My Heaven Is Your Hell (3:41)
As night falls on the town
that's when I rise as day goes down
through the dark - to you I creep
I watch you while you sleep

free me from my life eternal
there's no blessing in this curse
night by night its so infernal
and yet it's getting worse

My heaven is your hell
I'm obund to roam the shadows
the way you shine is killing me
we two cannot be one
my heaven is your hell
and there is no tomorrow
if I stay I'll fade away
by dawn I will be gone

as the morning sun will rise
bringing death I can't survive
I should spread my wings
I should fly
but tonight I choose not to hide

as the sun
enters the room
I bid farewell
to life in gloom
it burns my skin
and blinds my sight
I hear you scream
but I can't see your eyes
5. Pet The Destroyer (3:51)
Its breath intoxicating
Its ego suffocating
It's here in my house -
Tryin' to get out

Its moves exhilarating
Tempers infuriating
It's no sage -
Rampage the cage

But you'll be safe
You can feed it - you wanna play?
It's almost tamed

Pet the destroyer
My beast Le royal
Pet my destroyer
Sweet killing machine
Oh wont you please meet the beast?

Its stare infatuating
I'm not exaggerating
It breaks off the leash
Creature released

Its jaws intimidating
Rage indiscriminating
It looks kinda mad -
(well this) looks kinda bad

This isn't safe, NO!
I can feel it
This isn't play
It can't be in tamed

Pet the destroyer
My beast le royal
Pet my destroyer
Sweet killing machine
Oh wont you please meet the beast?
Oh wont you please feed my beast?
6. The Children Of The Night (3:45)
I hid them under the floor; for they being here made me soar
And on that day I felt kinda haze
Now they still gotta be there, cuss there not going anywhere
Whit served limbs - or call me crazy?
But there are voices in the darkness
In my house every time I close my eyes

In the dead of night I hear em sigh The Children of the night are calling
Hear em cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling now they're all
My children of the night

These skulls are so small; here are seven of them in all
I swear to god, now they're deadly silence
But still there voices in the darkness, getting louder all the time

In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling on the road
My children of the

Now little feet tap at the end of my bed
remorse I seize
I feel theres someone leaning over my head
7 breaths, they freeze!

In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling
In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling on the road
My children of the night
7. Wake The Snake (3:47)
Slither into your garden
I got an apple waiting for a bite
I lick my chops until the hammer drops
you know that it just might

im gonna spiral up higher
wriggle up in the air
its breaking out you cant break it down
who said it would be fair?

well I-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

Sinking in my poison
drowning in syanide
see if I care - theres no dare
if you go run and hide

Sit on the lap of the savage
and well breed like rats
you say you wont - for heavens sake
well just have to see about that

well I-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall
8. Shotgun Divorce (4:42)
Early morning, she was already up
The plants were watered, her bags were packed
Without warning she gave him a slug
Now her husband's slaughtered
with a 12 gauge whack

Stranglehold of fear - It still won't disappear
It's growing stronger - And still he's watching her
Again she's leaving home - Again she's all alone
Again she knows exactly what to do
Like with the others before

This time around, yeah it's kinda final
Ride 'till you fall
Then the shotgun divorce
It's her way out and she can't deny
She loves to kill and she kills for love

Autumn leaves keep falling on the ground
Someday she knows that they will try to hunt her down
Plain revulsion, no love can be found
After all is said and done there is no rebound

Stranglehold of fear - It still won't disappear
It's growing stronger - And still he's watching her
Again she's leaving home - Again she's all alone
Again she knows exactly what to do
Like with the others before

This time around, yeah it's kinda final
Ride 'till you fall
Then the shotgun divorce
It's her way out and she can't deny
She loves to kill and she kills for love

Now she's living scared
Even though she cared
He is gone
His head blown off
9. Forshaken Fashion Dolls (3:43)
Even in a dream - You won't ever be safe
from your past mistakes - the naked rage
In your mind - they're just one step behind
they'll drag you deeper in - to meet your sins

You're down there all alone
They'll never let you go, no no

Forsaken fashion dolls
will follow you forever
white eyes of sheer despite will dog you 'till you die
Forsaken fashion dolls
You're meant to be together
just cry your silent scream tonite

Lock you tight - bury you alive
eat you up inside - feel your soul decline
But outta sight does not mean it's outta mind
They watch you suffer in you plight
so goddamn satisfied

You're down there all alone
They'll never let you go, no no

Forsaken fashion dolls
Will follow you forever
white eyes of sheer despite will dog you 'till you die
Forsaken fashion dolls
You're meant to be together
just cry your silent scream tonite
10. Hunted Town (3:13)
At 3 a.m I looked out the window
Foreboding figures called me outside
Their grumbling sounded distant and hollow
Eerie, empty stares in dead eyes

Ooh, now who woke up the dead?
Ooh.....

Evil's pouring down
On this haunted town
There's no way around
Tonight all hell abounds
Haunted town.

In the morning I was reading the paper
The obituaries
Seemed a bit strange

I searched the old graveyard
For an answer
In the mossy headstones
I found my name

Ooh, I walk among the dead
Ooh yeah...

Evil's pouring down
On this haunted town
There's no way around
Tonight all hell abounds
Haunted town..

I'm haunting
Ooh God I'm loving it
You bet..

Evil's pouring down
On this haunted town
There's no way around
Tonight all hell abounds
Haunted town. [2X]
11. Fire In The Hole (3:28)
She's a thorn - like a spike
But I just cannot brush her aside
She holds her hands up high - with quiver in fingers

Watch her gringe - afraid of my might
Strapped down in a chair --
Blinded by the headlights
She might feel a bit scarified - it's the ultimate stinger

So --
Let's skip the limbo and cut to the chase
Let's light up your wire

Fire in the hole
I gotta blow you up inside baby
Fire in the hole
I'm gonna make you my blazing lady
Fire in the hole

Theres a sound - I don't like
Pounding at the door when
I'm pumped up and psyched
So few could understand the way that I show my lovin'

Hold it back - for a while
We have to get the timing just right
Gotta let the -OH!-
Gate crashers in just when we're starting to crackle

So burn with me baby
Let's blow up the night
Lighting up the wire

Fire in the hole
The fuse is lit and we're ready to go
Fire in the hole
Locked and loaded and about to blow
12. Magistra Nocte (1:33)
13. Kalmageddon (4:33)
You start to feel the cold
Now you believe the tales you being told.
He's here he's at your door,
The grim reaper's son we can't ignore

The age of ruin is upon us all,
Pray is just a waste of your time.
The dead walk as the master calls,
Leads the herd to the beat of the chimes

Kalmageddon - the man outta hell
Kalmageddon - he cast an evil spell,
Surrender, your soul those ho treasure the most
Kalmageddon - it's the unholy ghost.

You're counting in the dark,
The last beats of your pounding heart.
The tales you heard are true,
Your scream is silenced as the cold hands engulf you...

The ends of ruin is upon us all,
Pray is just a waste of your time.
The dead walk as the master calls,
Leads the herd to the beat of the chimes

Kalmageddon - the man outta hell
Kalmageddon - he cast an evil spell,
Surrender, your soul those ho treasure the most
Kalmageddon - it's the unholy ghost.

Fear the fortieth unholy ghost - (Kalmageddon) [4x]
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