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Drink 'Til We Die

(2012)
TypeStudio Full-length
GenresFolk Metal, Pirate Metal
Album rating :  75 / 100
Votes :  1
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Drink 'Til We Die Lyrics

(12)
Submitted by level Tinfeer
1. The Rum Thieves (4:12)
‘Twas early in the morning through fog as thick as night,
Those mangy dogs awoke us to a truly awful sight,
They crept aboard our ship and broke into our stores,
The left, like silent devils, with all our rum and more.
Those bastards stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain,
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! Let’s show those maggots pain,
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook,
Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
In the middle of the night we sneak onto their boat,
We creep up nice and quiet and slit their fucking throats!
In lager-pirate nature, we’ll show ‘em something new,
As pirates, one and all, we’ll steal their fucking brew!
Those bastards stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain,
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let’s show those maggots pain,
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook,
Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
Those thieving fucking bastards!
They stole our fucking rum!
They’ll pay for what they took!
2. Dreaded Skies (4:46)
We’ve taken land before, we rule the entire sea,
We’re venturing through new ground to where the ground can not be seen,
We’ve built a ship that will never touch sea, never get wet, never swim too deep,
We’ve built a ship that can go anywhere, a ship that floats on air!
Bet you thought your jet was safe but we can fucking fly!
Ground that bastard right away - we’re pirates of the skies!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s a flying ship.
It sails upon the airways goes wherever it sees fit.
We’ve built a ship that will never touch sea, never get wet, never swim too deep,
We’ve built a ship that can go anywhere, a ship that floats on air!
Bet you thought the birds were safe but we can fucking fly!
We’re cooking eagle for tea today and I’ll tell you fucking why...
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re all so fucking high,
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re pirates of the skies!
Man no flights, ground your planes - ‘cause we can fucking fly,
Your aircraft is no longer safe and I’ll tell you fucking why...
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re all so fucking high,
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re pirates of the skies!
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we drink until we die
Ya-da-dadada-dah-da-da - we’re pirates of the skies!
3. Harpoon the Sun (4:58)
Ain’t no sunshine when we’re done - we’ll merrily drink the night away,
We can’t drink in this damn light - we don’t want warm grog in our face.
So we run, yeah we run, set our course towards the setting sun,
One more day, one more day, then we’ll bring the night to stay!
Yeah, we’re gonna fuck the sun. We’ll blow the fucker out of space!
We can loot in sneak attack, we can hide outside in day.
So we run, yeah we run, set our course towards the setting sun,
One more day, one more day, then we’ll bring the night to stay!
Grab the rope, gun is stoked, get ready to fire away,
"To the sun! To the sun!" It has begun.
Fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun,
Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun,
Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea,
And plunge the fucking sun into the deep.
We’ll drink outside in the darkness for an age,
We’re free from light and its luminous cage,
We’ll stay up well past pirate bed time anyway,
And now we never have to see the useless fucking day.
The sun is in the sea and it was fucking weak,
Now we can’t fucking see ‘cause we’re blind on grog with no light as the sun is in the deep.
We fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun,
Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun,
Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea,
And plunge the fucking sun into the deep.
4. Nightmare Ship (4:44)
Loudly the festivities ring, the kitchen hand shouts, the cabin crew sing,
Rum soaked chips and rum soaked dip,
Welcome to the Lagerstein ship!
Firstmate comes out of the hold, his eyes pried wide, his face falls cold,
The booze stores are completely empty,
No tobacco, no ale, no whiskey!
Welcome to the nightmare ship!
The lookout can't see straight - the first time in years,
The cabin is silent without crewman cheers,
The wench is a man, turns out we're all queer,
The cabin is empty we're all out of beer
Obviously this is Mother Junkst's fault, the mate drinks rum like its about to turn old,
To the end of the plank he'll skip,
Get the fuck off the Lagerstein ship!
Rackers was in on it too, he chundered before, he smells like booze,
He can ride the dingy to quay,
Get tobacco, get ale, get whiskey!
Welcome to the Lagerstein ship!
The lookout can't see straight - the first time in years
The cabin is silent without crewman cheers
The wench is a man, turns out we're all queer
Hold up, here’s an esky...
We just found our beer!
5. Pirate Music Piracy (4:38)
Join us on a new journey to the middle of the sea,
A bottle o' rum is all yer need, we'll stop half way and grab a feed.
So grab yer flute 'n' play with me,
We're singin' songs about the sea,
We don't ‘ave time to sing in key,
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee!
That's how the Music Pirates be!
With a yo ho ho da da dum dee dee!
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
Looting ships upon the sea of their pirate melodies,
Don’t need fucking MP3’s ‘cause this is music piracy!
So grab y’ur drink 'n' play with me,
We're singin' songs about the sea,
We don't ‘ave time to sing in key,
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
We'll rock the pirate boats into the bay, to the tunes we’ve snaked, we’ll dance,
And if the townsfolk, they, won't sing a tune, we'll cut them in two and say...
With a yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee!
That's how the Music Pirates be!
With a yo-ho-ho-dada-dum-dee-dee!
It's Pirate Music Piracy!
6. Plunderberg (4:48)
We loot, we steal, we Plunderberg,
Sailing through the thunderberg,
We sink the Scoundrels underberg,
Drinking lots of Rumdaberg.
Set sail, with all your might, let’s set this pirate ship in flight!
Chaos, upon the sea, as all a pirate’s life should be.
Ships Ahoy! We sail aboard and rid them of their lavish horde,
Captain, whose ship we sank, we make the scoundrel walk the plank!
And as he stares into the deep his eyes widen, his mind, it weeps,
He screams at the top of his lungs “What have you damn pirates done?”
We loot, we steal, we Plunderberg,
Sailing through the thunderberg,
We sink the Scoundrels underberg,
Drinking lots of Rumdaberg.
Set sail, full steam ahead, to leave unblighted scoundrels dead,
Beneath the fogged night the lookout clears his haggard pipes,
Land ahoy! Anchor the boat and swim across the hopeless moat,
Commodore, his guards to thank, we make the scoundrel walk the plank!
And as he stares into the deep his eyes widen, his mind, it weeps,
He screams at the top of his lungs “What have you damn pirates done?”
We loot, we steal, we Plunderberg,
Sailing through the thunderberg,
We sink the Scoundrels underberg,
Drinking lots of Rumdaberg.
And as you stare into the deep your eyes widen, your mind, it weeps,
You scream at the top of your lungs “What have you damn pirates done?”
7. Slocken the Rum (3:31)
Land in sight, beneath the night, we anchor on the shore,
We climb down and storm the town, pile in the bottle store,
We say unto the publican with a knife held to his throat,
"Give us all ya fuckin' grog, put the barrels on the boat!"

So we can...
Slocken the rum, come and join in the fun,
The revel's begun, from noon until sun,
Our foes are undone and our honour is won,
Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
Aboard the ship, our trusty skip, with tonnes of rum in tow,
The crewmen drink the nectar as they swagger to and fro',
We fight like bloody morons, we each will have our go,
When we run out of stomach space its contents we will throw!
Slocken the rum, come and join in the fun,
The revel's begun, from noon until sun,
Our foes are undone and our honour is won,
Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
8. Jungle Juice Journey (5:10)
X marks the spot, we leave today. Hoist the mains, set sail, the bearing's Jungle Bay,
Grab the compass, watch the dial until we reach the wretched coast of Jungle Isle - we sail away.
We seek the truth, distilled in Jungle Juice, we seek the drink of days.
Sailing through the jungle's trees, we'll sail for days and days,
We seek the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!
Drunk on Jungle Juice.
We set sail over the land, stoke the guns, FIRE! we shoot the damn toucan.
Up to the beast that lies ahead, we won't get the juice until the beast is dead...
A headwind breeze, we sail through the trees, sail to the beast and say...
"Batter down a hatch or two, open the cannon gates!"
and "Give up all your jungle juice or we'll blow you away!"
We've sailed through the jungle's trees, we've sailed for days and days,
We seek the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!
Drunk on Jungle Juice.
And so the beast, prepares a massive feast, we drink the day and the night away
We eat the food, we drink the jungle juice, we all get loose, and say...
We sailed through the jungle's trees, we sailed for days and days,
We sought the mighty Jungle Juice, so drunken we could stay!
We sail with the Jungle Beast, we sail for days and days,
We drink the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!
So if you meet the Jungle Beast let him have a taste,
Let him drink some Jungle Juice, but not all of the Jungle Juice,
There's fucking tonnes of Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!
9. Beer Bong Song (6:00)
Diesel: The toughest of the crew,
Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew!
Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate,
A good drop but a flaming cheapskate!
Frosty: He's the ladies man,
He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can,
A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,
These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!
Oh it's a joy to sing about booze,
The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
Bongadille: He's your dad,
A drink from him will send you mad!
Vulcan: he's the flying V,
As mighty as any duck can be!
Ultrabong - He's the king,
A drop from him will make you sing!
A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,
These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!
Oh it's a joy to sing about booze,
The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
10. Drink 'Til We Die (2:45)
Into the bar as drunk as a sailor,
With none of the tact or the fancy clothes,
Up to the maid with a mile wide grin,
He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go.
“Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!” she claimed,
“You loot all the day and you drink all the night.”
The captain, in song, says “You've got us all wrong,”
“We'll drink until we fuckin' die!”
Over his shoulder he hoists his fair maiden,
Out of the bar and into the night,
Onto the ship where the crew is waiting,
With merriment, drinks and a haughty bite.
“Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!” she claimed,
“You loot all the day and you drink all the night.”
The captain, in song, says “You've got us all wrong,”
“We'll drink until we fuckin' die!”
11. Beer (Reel Big Fish cover) (3:45)
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore,
I say she never cared
And that she never will,
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

And if i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
But I guess you changed her mind.
Well I should have known, it wouldn't be all right,
But I can't live without her
So I won't even try...

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
She said,
It's okay boy cause you know
We'll be go friends and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a beer

Woohoo etc
Yeah yeah yeah
Woohoohoo
12. I'm on a Boat (The Lonely Island cover) (12:06)
Oh shit, get your towels ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat
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