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Land of the Freaks

(2009)
TypeStudio Full-length
GenresProgressive Metal, Experimental Metal
LabelsThunderstruck
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Land of the Freaks Lyrics

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1. God Save the Spleen (4:30)
Look out gringo!
Here I come now
Priority lane

Me white person
White male person
Top of the food chain

God save the spleen
And Shanghai surgery
God save the spleen
Your kidney belongs to me

No moral issues
It's you or me, dude
Whistle the organ transplant song

Your government sanctions
Are far beyond tiptop
Is this liver Falun Gong?

From the pharynx and larynx
To your Johnson and your skin
A million Taiwan dollars
Say you can't win

God save the spleen
And Shanghai surgery
God save the spleen
Your kidney belongs to me

Second grade citizens, prisoners and activists
Sure as hell won't case me any sleepless nights
Your anatomy fits perfectly
Fuck violations of human rights

Do not hit the waist
The stuff inside is useful!
Be careful with the waist
The stuff inside is useful!
Do not hit the waist!

It's harvest time!
It's harvest time!
Harvest time!
2. Hip Hip Hoorah (4:40)
Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way

We must a**lyse
Meticulously scrutinize
Label and categorize
Then finally pulverize

Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way

Ain't no stuff out there
You find the slightest inspiring
Since you've seen
And heard everything

You need to tell the world
Nothing's happening under the sun
Be the judge, the jury
And executioner in one

Chop off heads with that lethal keyboard
You're the meanest of the mean
Those furious forum posts
Are as sharp as the Guillotine

Rip it all into pieces
Man, that latest comment rules
On these bloody, binary battlefields
We break it down into molecules

Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way
3. Teargas Jazz (5:41)
We all come down to the Delhi
To play freaky music
And check out
The vivid scenery

This Danish paper
Printed explosive cartoons
The Muslim world
Took quite seriously

Provocation or
Freedom of speech?
The shit had hit the fan
And there we were

Don't go out there
You're oozing Scandinavian
Always trust the wisdom
Of your local chauffeur

Tandoori stains
And teargas jazz
No, we're not Danes
Teargas jazz

As pragmatic Vikings
We kept a low profile
The mad were wad
As only mad can be

We all come down to the Delhi
To play freaky music
And check out
The vivid scenery

Tandoori stains
And teargas jazz
No, we're not Danes
Teargas jazz
4. Sick? (Death By Hypochondria) (3:59)
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick

You seem perfectly alright to me
Still that headache
And twitch tell differently
And that allergy, anxiety
And itch on your right knee
(Fatal probably)

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick

Relax, I am sure you get enough protein
It's not likely you'll grow a tumour
From bad hygiene
No, that's not the scariest ingrown toenail
I have ever seen
(But please do put yourself in quarantine)

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain

Sick? Death by hypochondria

You got nothing to bitch about
Get a little perspective for bacteria's sake
Sooner or later we will all reach the end
So give that frantic worrying a break

Death by hypochondria...
5. OK (3:46)
Transparent,
a black hole of emptiness
expectations that will
turn you into a permanent mess

Just drop it
You're OK
You're OK

Projecting,
all those failures
chokes your energy
Little by little
you fade into passivity

Just drop it
You're OK
You're OK

You're OK
You're OK
Respect yourself
Protect yourself
Respect yourself
Protect yourself

Makes me sad to see
how desperately you try
It won't change a single thing
as life passes you by

Just drop it
You're OK
You're, you're OK

Respect yourself
Protect yourself
Respect yourself

Respect yourself
Protect yourself
It's all OK

Respect yourself
Protect yourself
OK, OK
6. Honey, You’re A Nazi (4:21)
7. The Only Way (3:20)
You should be welcome now to our show today
It's society in a modern way

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind

The more I see of life in this special way
Where the will to live breaks down from day to day
The more I'm sure I'm stuck in a big charade
Where everyone is dying to be displayed

And when I'm notified
That they can't understand my mind
'cause there's a doubt

I raise my head up high
I'm breaking out because I know it's right

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind

The man behind the mirror hides the truth
Well, it's always been like that
The man behind the mirror hides the truth

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind
Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind
Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
8. Murder Groupie (4:44)
Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie

All those letters of yours make me feel less lonely
You've simply got to believe you're my one and only

My puppy eyes will make you take the bait
If you love me you will help set things straight

Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie

Be my murder groupie
Be my murder groupie

Your support and affection mean the world to me
I need your trust desperately

That shallow life of yours could stand a thrill
If you love me, then, precious, kill you will

You want a change, you're feeling stuck (be my)
An easy prey, a sitting duck
Your resistance is nil

I read you like an open book (be my)
If you love me, then, precious
Kill you will

Ah, be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie

Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie

Be my murder groupie
Be my murder groupie

I'
You want a change, you're feeling stuck
An easy prey, a sitting duck
Your resistance is nil

I read you like an open book
If you love me, then, precious
Kill you will

Be my
Be my
Be my

Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur'
Be my murder
Be my murder grou'
Be my murder groupie

Be my murder groupie
Be my murder groupie
9. The Smell of Time (3:26)
No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by
We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There is no escape
From the smell of time

The smell of time (the smell of time)
The smell of time

Bingo baby, you just won a Prius
Would you mind filling out the questionnaire?
Someone goes on a phishing trip
Your life savings vaporize into thin air

Masturbation for Dummies
Carrot lover or carnivore?
The political agenda
Is thrown out the mahogany door

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by (fly by)
We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There is no escape
From the smell of time

(the smell of time)
The smell of time (the smell of time)

Everyone despises you in the waiting line
And spanking that monkey is such a drag
You can't bring toothpaste on the plane
But we seal your liquor in a special plastic bag

Sure, the furniture's cheap (so cheap)
But someone always has to pay
A Messiah complex the size of a T. Rex can be yours to own today
A Messiah complex the size of a T. Rex can be yours to own today

Besserwissers and assholes take the exit to the left (the exit to the left)
That console gives you arthritis so no more grand auto theft
Climate changes and terrorist threats have become part of everyday life (everyday everyday)
Mow the lawn at any cost while your brother is banging your wife (your brother is banging your wife)

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes, minutes still fly by
We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There is no escape
From the smell of time

(the smell of time)
The smell of time (the smell of time)
The smell of time (smell it)
10. One Last Dance (4:09)
Come closer, don't fear me,
I need you to be near me,
Much closer so you hear me,
Come closer,
Any chance, One Last Dance?

Another precious day, another precious hour,
Another shot of morphine, and life gone sour.
It feels like a cruel joke, at my expense,
Struggle to come to peace while I'm drowning in turbulence.

Come closer, don't fear me,
I need you to be near me,
Much closer so you hear me,
Come closer,
Any chance, One Last Dance?

It's all so trivial, this whole transfusion thing,
Still I'm checking out positive as a fawney rig.

Would you do me a favor, since I'm running up and late (Running up and late),
My skin is thick and dying is a radical state.
Dying is a radical state.

Come closer, don't fear me,
I need you to be near me,
Much closer so you hear me,
Come closer,
Any chance, One Last Dance?
Any chance, One Last Dance?

Come closer, don't fear me,
I need you to be near me,
Much closer so you hear me,
Come closer, come closer.

Any chance of One Last Dance? (Come closer)
Any chance of One Last Dance? (Much closer)
Any chance of One Last Dance? (Come closer)
Any chance of One Last Dance?

One Last Dance,
One Last Dance,
Come closer,
One Last Dance.
11. Do Not Disturb (3:01)
Your CV's impressive
Your haircut divine
Hey, that milk lasts a year

Starbucks and buttfucks
And women's lib
Your taxi is here

Carcinogenic cornflakes
Antibiotic steaks

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Global warming
SUVs
Middle East hate

Your space is MySpace
That Facebook profile
Needs an update

Everyone's trying to cheat
Dig up a bum we can beat

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Love me (love me), strangle me (strangle me)
Jump from the balcony of your penthouse. of your penthouse (careful, gentle now)
Your kid is into (strangle me) amateur porn (love me)
Just a click away with your Microsoft wireless optical mouse, with your optical mouse (careful, gentle now)

Where can I reach Al Gore?
This weather is simply a bore

Careful
Gentle now
Do not
12. Clean It Up (3:45)
Spare me your lame excuses
You think I find it funny? Take another good look
How many times can a person screw things up?
Perhaps you're aiming for that Guinness book?

I'm done covering, it's just embarrassing
To stick your head in the sand won't make it go away
I know you're not dumb yet something clearly is missing
What did the T-shirt say? Same shit, different day'

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up

I don't want to turn my back on you
I'll be the last person to abandon ship
But there's a limit to how far one can carry another
When all you do is slip and slip and slip

No more bull, think a little ahead
Fed up listening to your sorry ass voice
Never thought I'd call you a fool
But these nasty habits of yours leave me no choice

Clean it up (clean it up, clean it up)
Clean it up (clean it up)

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up, to clean it up

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up, come clean
Wake up brother (wake up!)
There's no other
Than you to clean it up, clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other (clean it up)
Than you to clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you

Clean it up
Clean it up
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