Somebody Please Kelp Me Lyrics

This was a mistake
Humans cannot tolerate aquatic tribulation
Will I see land again?

I can't help but rot in my unforgiving grave
Looking for my way back
Some one point the way, I can't find it for shore
The ocean has grinded my body to oblivion

Asking for a savior and being given a cynical grin
Whatever you want just ask of me
Anything please, what ever sets me free
Grab hold of my tentacle and you will see
You're inevitable fate is destined to be

Creatures and critters have torn my body
eaten away at my mortal flesh
Tangled in seaweed and misguided through the kelp forest
Lost inside this prison

Dragged to the depths
Do not fear the constriction
When I release your gills will appear