Colostomy Bag Condom Lyrics

Less Class- More Ass-

A pivotal notion of that which is a rock star ethos has long been forgotten-

Sex, drugs, and death metal stain our existence like vultures on corpses that bathe in the rotten-

Whiskey, and Vagina-

A combo held precious and sacred forever that sits at the core of our earnest desire-

Females fuck for Satan-

Climax of Pagan-

Groupie whores, banging sluts, tits and ass, smoking grass, till our lungs cough and hack Like a Maniac-

Pounding shots like robots, dropping doses, losing focus, till we let our magic spread like Hocus fucking Pocus-

We

Make Music

That You

Fuck To

You'll never find a skank-whore crème de la fuck queen with a dry cunt leaving the venue-

No lies: Pussy runs our Lives-

(You) can't be shy with those cock sucking eyes-

Don't deny down inside you're a whore spawned to satisfy-

Let our music get the best of your libido,

We're your heroes: "On your fucking knees, forget that you're a total zero!"

Fuck your shame, fuck your ties, fuck your family pride aside-

Fuck your goals, fill your holes, bust our nuts on which you ride-

See us after a gig,

We'll have our balls on your chin,
Making you famous as a Sex Whore Slam Pig-