Detrunked Wizards Hacked to Bloodied Ribbons Lyrics

4th level life force suddenly challenged by an unseen force
The clenched breaks scream their discontent
The white bearded old man clears the windshield in a second
A fucking mutilation in progress: facial skin splits like rotten tomato
Shards embedded deep within ruptured tissues and punctured grey matter

Calcium deprived limbs snap like rotted twigs dangling from crisp branches
As the seat-belt de-trunks and en-corpses the once mighty Argyth
An enchanted spell book smashes through the back of his shattered skull
And his reservation at the Hilton becomes available once more
RPG'ers shall weep in their cloaks over virgin shirley temples tonight

Argyth's convention keynote address scattered on the road
A silent witness to the fucking gruesome and mysterious slaughter
Detrunked wizard hacked to bloodied ribbons