| 1. | Rev Is Shit | 0:46 | - | 0 |
| 2. | You Suck (Rev) | 0:54 | - | 0 |
| 3. | Spermbank Robber | 0:38 | - | 0 |
| 4. | You Are Literally Shit Rev | 0:17 | - | 0 |
| 5. | Rev Thinks the Beatles Are Death Metal | 0:38 | - | 0 |
| 6. | Its Called Soda, Not Pop You Asshole | 1:00 | - | 0 |
| 7. | Okay Maybe You Call It Coke Instead Whatever | 1:41 | - | 0 |
| 8. | Your Full Name Sounds Like Colon Muffin | 1:23 | - | 0 |
| 9. | Texas Sucks (And So Do You) | 1:08 | - | 0 |
| 10. | I'm Going to Nuke Your Face | 1:00 | - | 0 |
| 11. | I Hired Ninjas to Kill You Rev | 0:44 | - | 0 |
| 12. | I'm Going to Chainsaw Your Dick Off | 1:34 | - | 0 |
| 13. | I Hope You Get Hit by A Meteor | 1:13 | - | 0 |
| 14. | A Message from Rev | 0:10 | - | 0 |
| 15. | A Ballad for Rev | 0:57 | - | 0 |
| 16. | I'm Going to Shoot You In the Face with Flamethrower | 1:21 | - | 0 |
| 17. | Rev Walking to A Atore | 0:10 | - | 0 |
| 18. | I'll Create A Teleportation Device Just to Punch You In the Face Out of Nowhere | 1:11 | - | 0 |
| 19. | Breaking My Butt (Judas Priest Cover) | 2:29 | - | 0 |
| 20. | I'm Friends with Satan Himself | 3:08 | - | 0 |
| 21. | I'm Going to Befriends Dolphins So They Can Kill You | 1:20 | - | 0 |
| 22. | I'm Going to Buy A Sword and Cut You In the Face Maybe | 1:23 | - | 0 |
| 23. | The Rev Symphony | 1:01 | - | 0 |
| 24. | I Bribed Santa Clause to Not Give You Any Presents | 1:25 | - | 0 |
| 25. | Bohemian Revpsody (Queen Cover) | 2:27 | - | 0 |
| 26. | I Bet You Smell Your Own Farts with That Gasmask | 1:45 | - | 0 |
| 27. | Dracula Is My Uncle So You Better Watch Out | 0:49 | - | 0 |
| 28. | Rev Once Went Back In Time to Fuck Himself | 0:23 | - | 0 |
| 29. | You Are Not Invited to Any of my Pizza Parties Asshole | 0:16 | - | 0 |
| 30. | I'll Kick Your Face Off | 1:10 | - | 0 |
| 31. | I'm Going to Feed You to Cannibals (Keytar Song) | 0:46 | - | 0 |
| 32. | You Dont Even Know What Snow Is You Dick | 1:24 | - | 0 |
| 33. | Destination Masturbation | 0:56 | - | 0 |
| 34. | If You Ever Set Foot In Sweden I Will Rip Your Asshole Out | 0:45 | - | 0 |
| 35. | You're Only Invested In Politics Because You're Attracted to Barack Obama | 0:50 | - | 0 |
| 36. | Rev Thinks Elvis Presley Is Black Metal | 0:39 | - | 0 |
| 37. | I'll Strap You to A Rocket and Make It Fly Into the Sun | 0:55 | - | 0 |
| 38. | Rev Isn't Actually Tall, He Fakes It with Stilts | 0:59 | - | 0 |
| 39. | How Dare You Call Me Dumb, That's Mean | 0:13 | - | 0 |
| 40. | Rev's Top Hat Is Actually A Dildo | 0:35 | - | 0 |
| 41. | Rev's Favorite Band Is Limp Bizkit | 1:00 | - | 0 |
| 42. | Breakfast Tacos Are the Dumbest Thing You've Told Me About | 0:52 | - | 0 |
| 43. | The Shortest Song on the Album | 0:03 | - | 0 |
| 44. | Rev Likes Mustard on His Chips, and That's Gross | 1:18 | - | 0 |
| 45. | You're A Man, Yet You're Always on Your Period | 0:13 | - | 0 |
| 46. | Poopface Dumbass, That's You | 0:11 | - | 0 |
| 47. | The Heaviest Song on the Album | 0:26 | - | 0 |
| 48. | Rev's Beard Is Actually Roadkill He Glued to His Face | 0:23 | - | 0 |
| 49. | I'm Just Joking You're A Cool Guy | 0:26 | - | 0 |
| 50. | Just Kidding You're A Fucking Asshole | 0:21 | - | 0 |
